Decision Critical Cufflinks

So you’re a popular guy at the office. Everyone swings by your office now and again, inviting you to lunch, asking if you got want to go to the next basketball play-offs game or even wondering if you want some home-made cookies made especially for the fifth floor yuppies. Life is good, right? But how about when a sales representative visits the office and keeps shoving toner catalogs down your throat?

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Or when your next door office-mate who you never talk to asks you to water his plants and feed his cat while he’s away on a two-week vacation with a Victoria’s secret model? There’s no perfect way to properly accept a nice gesture without looking like an overexcited kid on Christmas morning, or even saying no to an annoying acquaintance without sounding rude and offensive. That’s why you have options. And one of these is a pair of Decision Critical cufflinks made just for these circumstances. The rhodium-plated silver cufflinks are wearable on any occasion, thus giving you and your friends an amusing conversation piece and something to impress the ladies with. It’s suitable for any situation as well. The boss gives you a raise? Raise your right hand and flash the reserved yet humble ACCEPTED cufflink, although there was never any need for its counterpart in that situation. The wife wants to buy that new high-tech washing machine that costs more than your annual income? Buy a dozen roses and meekly show her your DECLINED cufflink. It’s a perfectly sensible way to go through life. No hassles, no in-betweens. It’s all black and white when it comes to the small things that you basically don’t have enough time to spend on. It’s also a fun gift for somebody with a quirky sense of humor or has the same needs as a man who needs to make important decisions with the flick of his wrist.