For all you 007 lovers out there, we have some good news: a new James Bond film is to be released by MGM around November 2012. Yes, it is a little while from now, but you can start dressing the part early. Maybe the film will bring back some of that old Hollywood class, unlike the travesty we call Hollywood today.

James Bond For Your Eyes Only Cufflinks

So what did happen to the grandeur, the romanticism, and the spectacle of the old Hollywood? Did the paparazzi contribute to its decline? Was it all the prescription drugs? Instead of sticking to alcohol and demur trips to the restroom, stars have gone excessively off the deep end with drug addiction and partying. Their risque photos are splashed everywhere, showing everything from crotch shots to sweaty pole dancing. Now we’re not condemning partying, but really, can’t celebrities just keep their cool? Like stay out of jail and rehab at least (insert a strung out photo of poor, rich Lindsay Lohan here)?

Actually, we WILL insert a strung out photo of Lindsay here, just to show an example of what not to look like:

Ms. Lohan looking Fabulous, as usual

Enough with the demise of Hollywood. Like we said earlier, things are looking up for Mr. Bond and hopefully the new film won’t disappoint. So with Mr. James Bond, classic Hollywood stars, and high class celebrities in mind, we have some cufflinks for you:

James Bond Girl Cufflinks

And for any Top Secret missions you may be taking anytime in the near future, you may want to bring along these little gadgets, because you never know when you’ll need a microchip handy. Although, we don’t actually recommend you trying to install these cufflinks into your PC, I-Phone, or use them to hack into some government agency computer system… because, alas, they are just for show:

Microchip Cufflinks

And we’ll end this post with something classy, simple, and representative of “old Hollywood glamor” we so dearly miss:

Silver Knot Cufflinks

….Because you can never go wrong with a classic pair of Silver Knot Cufflinks. And while Hollywood is getting its drug addiction, scandals, and fashion mishaps together, we’ll still be here bringing you the good stuff.

We predict that a classier comeback will be made in Hollywood soon and people will get tired of the strung out stars we see on the tube (but we’re not fortune tellers or anything, so please don’t contact us about predicting whether your chihuahua will recover from surgery or not). The point is, put down your “Star” magazine and follow us weekly..

So you’re not Bill Gates but want to be him? Who wouldn’t with all his grandeur, genius and well…money. Show everyone your love of computers with this intricate microchip cuff link. Just be careful not to put it in a computer, it doesn’t work the same. With its elegant black and intelligently understated design, let the world know your brainy side and love of chips! And we’re not talking potato chips people.

Microchip Cufflinks